Title: Baby Come Back
Author(s):auntmo9 and tari_roo
Rating: PG-13 due to language
Genre: Humor, minor Angst, with a side of schmoop, slight Het
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Impala, Sam, mentions of Gabriel
Spoilers: General Season 7
Word Count: 5,872
Prompt: The Impala gets turned into a human, but it turns out she's a complete bitch. She constantly complains about the way she's been treated over the years and she's got a potty mouth on her that rivals Dean's. Both Sam and Dean can't work fast enough to get her turned back into a car just so they can shut her up.
Summary: The Leviathans are after the Winchesters, Baby has been left behind and she is not happy. Once, she was given a chance to become human and make her presence known. She figures now is as good of time as any to take that opportunity.
A/N: Written forspn_bigpretzel's Spring Fic Exchange.
I owe so many people huge thank yous. First of all, thank you to my amazing artist, eyestoowide. She did such an wonderful job, especially with only having an unfinished fic to go off of. Make sure you go check out all of her posters, banners and icons over at her art masterpost. It is all awesome! She also helped give me feedback on my "work in progress to the last second" fic and went above and beyond the call of duty for an artist!
Next, I need to thank my fabulous co-mod ficwriter1966 who did some beta work for me and made some good observations.
Finally, I need to also thank tari_roo. She started out as a beta, and insisted she did not want co-author credit. But in the end,we worked together to make this fic better. She gave me ideas, I gave her ideas and we built on one another. Plus, without her, this fic would not have been finished on time with an awesome ending. RL has really been kicking me in the pants lately and without her help, there is no way I could have done this. She deserves co-author credit on this (though I will take the blame for all the mistakes).
To mamapranayama, I hope this fic fills your prompt. I tried to keep with the spirit of it, but I think at some point, like all stories, it did take on a life of its own.
Last but not least, yes, there really is a place called Crappy's, and I, regrettably, have been there.
( She was going to kick his ass. )